Things that piss me off:

When people boast about things that others really don't give a fuck about!

To all the marijuana users out there,

Yes, I have smoked pot. Yes, I've had a brownie or two. It was something I wanted to experience and enjoy, but it was never something I needed so bad to fit in or make my life interesting. I have no problem with people who get high (except for my boyfriend but that's a totally different story.) Hey, I mean it's your life! But why the FUCK put your shit on blast and post how high you are on your tumblr, facebook status, twitter, etc. I mean, you're obviously not having that much fun if you have enough time/brains to type out your night and post it all over the internet for your friends to see. You're fucking high! You're wasting it by spending 5 minutes updating your status. What's worse is when people talk about it in a way of trying to pass it off as a normal occurrence for them, but you can tell they're secretly so excited to be breaking the rules and talk about it loudly and proudly so everyone can hear how cool they're supposed to be. I bet as soon as it's legal you guys won't think it's as cool, huh? You're probably just gonna be like " Everyone does it, now EVERYONE'S gonna post how high they are on their status. I'm not special anymore :(" OH SHUT THE FUCK UP. If I were on drugs, I'd keep it to myself cause no one else fucking cares to hear about my life stories.

This also applies to people who drink. Once again, I have no problem with people drinking. I do it too! But I'm not one to type "I'm sewww drunk lolz. Havin fun with my girls at the cldub! omgs I cn'at even type properfly!" BITCH, PLEASE. GET REAL! 

Real status updates below:
"and this friday night im the super high person sitting at the park eating cheeezits . :)"
"questions from last night: where the fuck did the jager go, why is the tequila gone and wtf did that really happen? LOL"
" I have a feeling i'm definitely not gonna remember this night ;) i love being a party-goer"

-___- really. REALLY
And that my friends, really grinds my gears.

ATTENTION:

two songs I must put pack in my iPod:

Moving On - Toya
Crazy- 3LW

p.s more blogging tonight :) It's been a while.

RAAAWWRR!

LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun.. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 

LAWL. I AM SO MONOTONOUS. HAHAHAHAHA.

Music is all around us. All you have to do is listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plrDXfhcoa4

Beautiful! I need to watch August Rush again.

I Lol'd inside.

Universal Truths

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2.  Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8.  Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this - ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring Hello? Hello? Damn it!, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times then goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
23.  The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an ass from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
31. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

too true.

The Alternate's Death?

You know when you’re falling asleep, and you suddenly get the feeling that you’ve tripped? You’re body lurches forward in an instant, ready to protect you instinctively from injury. You can almost SEE the ground rising to meet you. This occurs when the boundaries between you and the “you” in an alternate universe are weakest. This is the feeling that happens when another “you” dies.


This is scary shit, but it could be true. I love creepypasta.com

We Likey Dreadlocks

Sheila and I want dreadlocks, but we love washing our hair too much. Therefore, extension dreads. We're going to do it.

Okay, the bitch needs to back off

I am a flirt. I have ALWAYS been a flirt. And, hey, there's nothing wrong with that. I have no problem when a woman tries to work her magic on a cute guy. It just goes to show that you're confident in who you are and you know what you like ;) However, I do have a fucking problem when some chick tries to bone a guy who isn't even single. Do you see me trying to hop on a guys dick knowing that he's got a girlfriend who adores and loves the fuck outta him? NO! Because I have CLASS. Trust me, a girl knows when some other chick is trying to get at her boyfriend. And it's not that we're jealous, because we know you have no chance. It's the fact that you have no respect for other women and their boyfriends. Why be a homewrecker? Oh right, it's because you HAVE NO BRAINS. So, do me a favor and stop leaving your number hoping that he'll hit you up. In the end, you're never gonna get what you want because he only likes to eat my pussy :) k thanks.