Itty Bitty Titty Committee

heeyy mo fuckaa! YAY. I'M GONNA BLOG NOW. Aren't you excited? Sorry i haven't blogged in a while. I've been too fucking lazy. This one's gonna be pretty. okay i'm gonna follow my list from my previous blog. Pronti, Insieme, ANDARE!

Soo I actually did quite a few stuff in the past few days. Eirielle called me up and was like hey come with me and my cousins to Great America. GREAT AMERICA? SWEEEET. So i go with her and her cousins and fuck they're so nice. One of her cousins named Maddy has the same birthday as me and she got all jumpy when she found out. Anyways, so you know me..I'm a big pussy when it comes to thrill rides. I can't stand the weird feeling in my stomach when we drop down in a roller coaster but FUCK THAT. I RAPED THE GODDAMN FLIGHT DECK ROLLER COASTER. I am now a pro at riding them and i'm so proud of myself. I also went on the carousel, swing ride (omg i took a picture of this fat kid on one of them and he was swinging around and i was scared it was gonna break), the demon roller coaster, log ride, the survivor ride, the river rapid ride, and some others i just don't remember. OH SHIT I GOT SOAKED IN THE RAPID RIDE. I was more worried about my shoes though than anything else. But my shoes were allll good. :) yahoo. Oh and i actually drove for like the first time in my life in bumper cars and i wasnt that bad! Like shit i thought i would suck at driving but it was quite easy! I still like partnering up with someone though cause its fun laughing and screaming at the other drivers. We saw the fat kid again from the swing ride and we targeted at him. Yeah i know, we're really nice. Then fuck i see these 2 filipino guys checking us out while driving. One looked like a shark with his ugly fauxhawk and dirty sanchez with the baggy pants and all. The other one fucking dressed up all green looking like a leprechaun and had a towel around his neck. Okay who the fuck has a towel around there neck? Anyway, so we go out and one hit on me and waas like daaayum. NO FUCK YOU. YOU'RE UGLY AND DISGUSTING. ARGH. and he checked out Maddy too. AND SHES FUCKING 12 JESUS CHRIST YOU SICKOS. Ugh some guys are just so freaking rude. Omg so we met nickelodeon starss! SOOOO FUN OMG. Cosmo was my favourite. He was so short and cute and he would jump around and dance with me. HAHA. So we took a picture with Cosmo, Wanda, Patrick, Dora, Tommy, and Angelica. Fuck angelica was an asshole. She crossed her arms during the picture and wouldnt hug us. Jerk. BUT OMG IT WAS SOOO FUN! I'll upload pics once i get home. Oh and shit almost forgot. They asked me to join the Itty Titty Bitty Committee and well yes i am now a member. WHOOHOO. I am proud...

So there was a blog with the word FUCKFUCKFUCK typed out a billion times (when secretly i didn't type them all out. I just copy and pasted them all...oooh sneaky). Uhm i'm way too lazy to explain why and well fuck all the ppl who read this already know why i was so angry so yeah :) It's all good in the hood though. I think we have an understanding now...

So the next day i had to sing and i was so worried that i had lost my yanking voice because of screaming so much at the theme park but i woke up with my voice perfectly fine thank the Lord :) Oh my gosh i was so nervous. I had to sing the american anthem, filipino anthem, one filipino song, and 3 other english songs. I did an overall really good job but there were only 3 out of the 6 songs i sang that are good enough to go on youtube. HAHA. Not gonna lie, I raped the american anthem. Like SHITT FOR MY FIRST TIME? it was pretty goddamn good so i cant wait to upload it. I got into one song really well and i was surprised with myself that i had actually gotten the audience to stand up and clap and dance around with me. I was like WHOOHOO YEAHH ROCKSTAR. Ugh then again 2 other filipino guys were smiling and trying to hide their cameras while recording me. Dumbasses i'm not stupid when i see you guys exchanging creeper smiles and looking at your camera screen while the lense is facing directly to me. Oh and guess what? ONE HAD A TOWEL AROUND THEIR NECK AGAIN. Sad saaad people. So in the end I got 100 dollars. WOOT WOOT.

So scooter. Shit man, i see so many beaner kids on the streets scootering. It's like the in thing here. I saw these kids racing and one kid fucking pushed the other kid down. Whatta wank! Maybe i'll bring my own scooter here when i move. I can race those fuckers. I used to be so pro. Jumping and scootering with no hands HAHAHAH. I'm cool. GAH! So i went to the dentist today! AND I AM CAVITY FREE. YAYYYY :) Okay nothing much happened because i just got my last filling then went to the orthodontist and got my braces tightened again. That was basically my day. So hmm that wasnt too bad! Okay time to decorate this fucker. I'm gonna go now. PEAACEE :)


p.s i want new fucking shoes from nordstrom. they are beautiful. & also remind rei how cool he is...

Tastes like candy canes at CHRISTMAS :)

I am super sleeeepy.I haven't slept in for the past 3 days so maybe i'll blog tmrw. I'll make a list of things i need to explain though:
oneGreat America/Itty Bitty Titty Committee
twoUgly filipino boys with towels around them
threeWhy my previous blog was full of the word "fuck"
fourSinging
fiveScooters
sixDentist

p.s HOLY SHIT. doesn't the spelling of "one" look so weird to you? i dno but i kept spelling it over and over again and it all of a sudden looked so awkward.

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what's your fucking deal?

oooooh MAGIICCC

HI. So i'm going to bed in 20 minutes so this will be a quick blog. I didn't do much today. I went to my cousins house to practice the songs i'm singing on tuesday. Then i went home and watched The Prestige. That is a sick movie. Yeah sure i was confused for a whole hour but in the end it all made sense. I'm a fucking genius. So is the person who wrote The Prestige. Shit. AND WHAT A AN AMAZING CAST. Batman and Wolverine? WHOOHOO! So my friend Eirielle called me up cause she's in san francisco too :) Guess where we're going tmrw? Great America! YAY i've never been there so fucking excited. Okay..yeah so i'm basically done here. I dno if i'm gonna blog tmrw night cause i'll probbe at home around 11 pm and i gotta sleep early cause i'm singing the next day so i shall see you in 2 days? PCEEEE.



p.s Now you're looking for the secret. But you wont find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be, fooled. -- Cutter from The Prestige. OOOOOH MAGIC.

i love planes, leo dicaprio, and harold and kumarrrr

SO! today was quite a day. iit's 3:30 so i'm gonna make this fast. so i was at the airport all bored and shit so i watched an episode of the secret life of the american teenager. BLAH so good. So i go on the plane and i see this alex pettyfer look alike except a bit younger looking and he had a guitar with him and i was like HELLOO. then he sat beside me and he had a little bro who sat beside him. His name was Luke and he was 14 :( and his brother was 6 i think and his name was Quinn. What a girlish name but IT'S SO CUTE. Anyways so he actually wasnt one of those good looking guys who are all "whoohoo look at me i'm so hot i'm so cool" he was so goofy..maybe cause he was only 14..but he was helping his brother with his little spelling booklet and he told him to spell special. S-P-E-S-H-A-L-L. HAHAHAH. wow what a nice brother. Anyways yeah i was watching harold and kumar 2 on the plane and he was kinda just looking beside me and i offered my earphone but he said it was okay. then the lady behind me stood up and she saw what i was watching and she was all : HAHAH. whatevs. Anyways yeah it was sucha fun plane ride to San fran! Then yeah i walk with Luke and Quinn to the baggage claim and they get their bags so they leave and theyre like NICE RIDING WITH YOU. and i'm like YOU TOO GUYS! :) Then fuck i wait there for 15 more minutes and I LOSE MY FUCKING LUGGAGE AGAIN. i'm all pissed so i go to the front desk and i just really wanted my shit back and the stupid lady was all smiling and talking with her other co workers and i'm like "okay look, i'm pissed off right now because this is the second time southwest airlines has lost my luggage and it's really pissing off that you're not paying full attention to the computer screen. instead you're just talking with your co-workers and as you can see there is a long line up behind me and i'm sure they wanna knwow where their lost luggage is too" YEAH OKAY OKAY I KNOW I ADMIT IM A BITCH. but FUCK! SECOND TIME. AND THE LADY WAS JUST LAUGHING AND TALKING ABOUT CHEESE OR SOMETHING WITH THE OTHER WORKERS. ARGH! So yeah thats my airplane story.

HELLO LEO DICAPRIO. I realized he dies in most of his movies. HAHA. It's so weird! I just finished watching titanic an hour ago and oh my god that movie always gets to me. I always cry! Leo was quite dashing in that fucking movie and he still is even if he gained a bit of weight he is still SEXAAAYY. Speaking of sexy men, i think i'm gonna watch The Prestige tmrw :) yo yooo christian bale and hugh jackman.

HAROLD AND KUMAR. i wanna be friends with them. Get high. get lost. have fun. SHITT. I've watched Harold and Kumar escape from G bay 4 TIMES IN 2 DAYS. HAHA I think my favourite part is..KAY THERE IS NOT ONE SCENE IN THAT WHOLE MOVIE THAT ISNT A FAVOURITE OF MINE. That movie is genius and i hope the third movie is just as funny as the first two. WHOOOHOOO! You know theyre kinda good looking too! Like DAYUM. If i don't marry a white guy i'd prob go for them. HAHA

fuck i am very very tired and i'm watching ice age 2 so i'm gonna go. PEACCEE :)



p.s I'm sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that's good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
With just some quick arithmetic
I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed. - Kumar Patel

Fireworks part deux.

hi :) get ready for part two of our fireworks adventure.I warn you right now that this is much longer than my first fireworks story. Ready. Set. GO!

So we meet up with Manny and he turns around and he's like WHOA you're blonde. :) uh yeah so then we try and find Colette and Claire and we see them sitting by a log. So we just sit with them. Fuck we chose a reaaally bad place to sit because it turns out that there was a herd of filipinos galloping and frolicking in the sand. We see them do their cool tricks..all those backflipping fuckers. Me and Rei got so jealous.......BAHAHAHAHHAAH JURSH KEEDING. The whole time me,rei,jonathan, and colette were praying that they would fall and break their necks. Manny seemed to be okay with it. He kept calling me a bully cause i was like "FUCK STOP FUCKING BACKFLIPPING YOU GAYS". But I seriously don't understand why they gotta do that. Like "OOOH LOOK AT ME I'M SO COOL CAUSE I CAN BACKFLIP." Trust me sweetie, girls aren't gonna look your way and think DAYUMM DEY R SOOO KEWL. k well maybe the little filipino teenie boppers but fuck..real girls won't get turned on by your shit. They prob think you're reaaall losers. :)

SO there were soo many times when the air would just smell like weed. Oh my goodness gravy! There was actually this like couple behind us who smoked some fucking hookah! We were all like what the heelllll. HAHAH THE GIRL LOOKED SO HIGH. She had the whole drowsy eyed look. Yeah then Jonathan turns to me and says this is a song from our african tribe. And i didn't know if he was serious or not and he just started singing some jibberish shit AND I ACTUALLY COULDNT HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER BUT I HAD TO CAUSE I DIDNT KNOW IF HE WAS SERIOUS OR NOT . So then he stops singing and looks at me and i'm just smiling and hes like HAH i'm just kidding so i'm like BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Shit sheila. If you see him go ask him to sing an african song. Oh my goodness it is the funniest thing i've ever heard!

BALLOONS. I hate balloons. Well okay theyre pretty and all but i have a fear of them just popping in my face unexpectedly. But k anyways so people kept letting go of balloons so it would go high up in the air and we would all just watch it fly up and we would try to keep our eyes on it but like shit..if you blink or turn your head you fucking lose where it is in the sky cause it's just so high. Oh my goodness i just rhymed there. How cool am i? Backflippin' cool. But yeah it was our entertainment for a while because we didn't have anything else to do except sing songs like Summertime, Take a bow, Drivin' me wild, and some other songs but i don't remember...

So rei looked quite dashing whenever he took his beanie off. Like little bits and pieces would stick up in the air and some would be like reaally flat on his head. whatta gay. Speaking of gay...Manny kept touching rei inappropriateley and Rei kept calling him gay and Manny got kinda mad but it was funny. HAHAHA. So yeah people kept throwing cards at us...and it was like wtfuck. Rei used them as a shovel to pick up sand. :) So we see more backflippers coming and BAM who is this we see? SALLIE MAE AND IVAN. Oh my gosh they're huge. It looks like they ate themselves. Gosh, why am i so mean. But you know it's true. HAHA it's so funny how ivan's a bit shorter and fatter than her. BLAHAHA.

So yeah fireworks finally started after waiting and waiting and it was pretty cool. I actually liked u.s better cause they had fireworks that were shaped like hearts :) China only had the swirly fireworks. It got so fucking cold that Manny let me borrow his jacket HEHEHEH. Whatta nice guy. So the music was pretty sick. :) They played the Harry Potter theme song during the fireworks and it was so cool. Uh about 15 minutes into it i kinda wasn't paying much attention. I don't exactly remember what i was doing but yeah i wasn't into it as much HAHA.

Fireworks were over and Colette and Claire decided to part away from us :( so i was the only girl and i was scared as fuck that i was gonna get carried away and raped. But then the guys being so nice did the triangle formation around me. THANKS FRIENDS :) So we got out but Jonathan waas hungry so he bought a hotdog and we were doing the pee dance. We all had to pee so bad it was horrible. The guys were lucky cause they could just pee standing up but i would have to like fucking..k yeah. So as we were walking to Burrard station and we just went through some little street where no one was and Jonathan , his cousin, and Manny were gone. So me and rei were like wtf. Then we see Manny in a corner pissing and i'm like HAHAH LET'S GO WALK TOWARDS HIM. So me and rei walk towards him and i really wasnt gonna go beside him and stare at his penis but he starts yelling and hopping away and he's like "FUCK YOU GUYSS, I'M NOT DONE YETT AHH" HAHAH SOO FUNNY. so me and rei slowly walk out and we see Jonathan and he's liek SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING. OH MY GOD REI YOU GOTTA PEE. YOU'LL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. But rei said no cause he wants to pee at the comfort of his own home. So we turn around again and we're like where's Manny? Then we see him peeing again behind those big garbage thingies HAHA. So yeah we walk out of the little street and continue walking with the crowd. Then Manny touches me with the hand he held his wee wee with and i was like "EWWW YOU DIDN'T WASSSHH. I HOPE YOU'RE CLEAN DOWN THERE" :( i have penis germs on me.

So yeah we're walking and we're almost at the station so we're liek YAYY. Then we see this crowd yelling and screaming and we're like wtf is thaatt. Turns out some drunk girl got her top ripped off and her bag and shoes stolen. HAHA what a fucking idiot. She starts screaming at the popo and she's liek I WANT MY FUCKING _____ BACK. I didn't hear what she said cause she was whining like a mother fucker. So yeah we're at Burrard station and holy shit. Longest line up i've ever seen. I was so scared that it would take like 3 hours to actually get on the skytrain but it took about 15 minutes. Some guys were trying to get ahead and i guess his girlfriend had some fight with some other chick in the line and they were just yelling at each other and i was like "oh putang ina i'm gonna get shanked". It was so sad cause while they were arguing me and jonathan felt spit on our faces and we're like wtf did you feel that? but yeah. So i saw that hottie konrad guy there and i'm liek DAYUMM HELLO! I kept staring at him and he caught me. I'm so creeper. Then i saw patrick in grade 11 :) He's so nice he was like oh hello! and i'm like heyy how are you and he was like i'm good you? and i'm like haha good :) SO yeah anyways we go down to where the skytrain is and we hear llike screaming again and shit and we're like OH MY GOODNESS ANOTHER FIGHT. so then jonathan runs up the stairs and the popo chases after him and we were all like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT AN IDIOT. Oh my god it was so fucking funny. Then yeah he comes back downstairs and we wait for the skytrain. But we waited for 3 skytrains to pass by cause they were all fucking expo line and i was scared to wait alone at Columbia.



It's around 12 00am and the Millenium line train finally fucking comes so we get on and jonathan sees my itouch and decides to play the games. Manny leaves at Nanaimo :( so we all say bye. So we're still on the train and these two little white girls are like flirting with these guys on the other train and we're like wtf? There were like 2 foreign dudes and they thought that the white girls were talking to them so they went on our train and the white girls were liek "We were talking to the guys BEHIND YOU!" And the 2 foreign dudes were like "ohh.." AWW IT WAS SO SAD. I FELT SO BAD. :( The weird fucking thing was that those 2 white girls' mom was on the train. Like shieett i wouldnt have the guts to harsh flirt with guys when my moms around. It'd be so weird. So yeah then i see this drunken filipino girl slipping while getting on my train and i'm like wtf?! HAH it turns out to be my old friend from dance Kristina De Torres. It's so weird cause i've been randomly seeing her at metrotown, richmond, and now on a fuggen skytrain! So i'm like SHITTT KRISTINA. :D we hug start talking and she was totally buzzed HAHA. Then her cousin Jordan and his friend come in and they were the two that the white girls were flirting with. Then Jonathan sees Jordan and hes like WHOAA HEYY. Yeah they know eachother from..i dno where. So we're all talking and shit and Rei's just sitting down not knowing anyone. HAHA but Jordan was all nice and said hi and shit. So Rei leaves at Edmonds and jonathan and his cousin leave at new west so i was with kristina, jordan, his friend, 2 white girls, and their mom. So me and Kristina were catching up and omg the 2 white girl's mom was SOO NICE! :) She was so layed back and shit and just talking to us. Jordan and his friend were like flirting with the 2 white girls. SO YEAH. the 2 white girls leave with their mom and Jordan comes back and says "those girls were in grade 8" HAHAHAH WOWWWW. So yeah we get off at braid and we give eachother our phone numbers and shit so we can party it up =)


i get home from a longgg asss day and i go on the computer and rei tells me how he waited at edmonds for a while and some guy was staring at him in a creeper way and he was scared he was gonna get anal but there was a popo so all was well. He also told me he took an amazing piss and an amazing shower. OH! and he also mentioned that Manny had to wait till 1:30 to get picked up at Nanaimo. HAHAHAHA. So it's 6 am and this took me an hour and a half to write pretty much. wow. okay i'm going to go now. PCEEE



p.s whooo! Next time i blog i'll prob be in San fran. Maybe Seattle if i get internet.