Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered,"We are so gonna make pizza after this!" FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, nevermind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called "The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year old daughter to see what she thought of the microwave. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Daniel's a horndog
danieltelado! COCH, bitches. says (2:12 PM):
ahaha
danieltelado! COCH, bitches. says (2:12 PM):
if you're lucky
danieltelado! COCH, bitches. says (2:12 PM):
BANG BANG.
danieltelado! COCH, bitches. says (2:12 PM):
CHICKA BANG BANG
kcdelacruzz. 8] it's coch time. says (2:12 PM):
HAHAHAHHA
kcdelacruzz. 8] it's coch time. says (2:12 PM):
AHAH WOW DUDE
kcdelacruzz. 8] it's coch time. says (2:12 PM):
AHAHAHHAHA
kcdelacruzz. 8] it's coch time. says (2:12 PM):
AHAHAHAHAJHAHHA
kcdelacruzz. 8] it's coch time. says (2:12 PM):
CAN I BLOG THAT
danieltelado! COCH, bitches. says (2:12 PM):
bOww chiCKA wOW wOOOOW
ahaha
danieltelado! COCH, bitches. says (2:12 PM):
if you're lucky
danieltelado! COCH, bitches. says (2:12 PM):
BANG BANG.
danieltelado! COCH, bitches. says (2:12 PM):
CHICKA BANG BANG
kcdelacruzz. 8] it's coch time. says (2:12 PM):
HAHAHAHHA
kcdelacruzz. 8] it's coch time. says (2:12 PM):
AHAH WOW DUDE
kcdelacruzz. 8] it's coch time. says (2:12 PM):
AHAHAHHAHA
kcdelacruzz. 8] it's coch time. says (2:12 PM):
AHAHAHAHAJHAHHA
kcdelacruzz. 8] it's coch time. says (2:12 PM):
CAN I BLOG THAT
danieltelado! COCH, bitches. says (2:12 PM):
bOww chiCKA wOW wOOOOW
hahahaha, FML.
Today, as I was playing Wii Fit's Tight Rope, the balance board didn't seem to understand that I was already standing on it. For two whole hours, I had to hold a 15 pound bowling ball for it to register my weight because I was too light.FML
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Girls Day, niggaaaaa!
Alright, here's how the day went down with my dear, Jesselin Narte.
We arrived at our school at around 2 hoping we'd finish our math test in an hour. The good news is that we did finish it in time. The bad news is that we failed miserably. AAAHAHAHAH. Although, the good news again is that we get to redo the test tomorrow WITH the help of our reviews. Muahaha! >=] SO, as me and Jesselin were walking back to my house, we were feeling a little down still because we realized that we are far from being responsible and mature. We talked about how we're growing up and we really have to start pushing ourselves if we wanna go anywhere and not be the lazy fucks that we are. Responsibility is key and we decided then and there that we can't fuck up. Laaameee. I'm 17 but I still feel like a kid. I now understand why Peter Pan stayed in Neverland. Anyway, we're at the front of my door and I search for my house key. After 2 minutes of searching every pocket in and on my bag, we came to the conclusion that I left the key in my house. FUCK.MY.LIFE. Talk about being responsible, right? We laughed our asses about that and decided to walk to Jack in the Box. On the way, we call Timmy. After a few rings and no answer, we leave a message saying we're wanting to get picked up because we're bored and locked out of my own house. After, we called Sean up to see where he was and what he was doing. He explained that he was relaxing with Dominic. We tried to imply that we wanted to hang out, but we felt bad because Dominic's still super sick and we didn't want him to come all the way just to pick us up then go back to his house. The conversation ended with Sean saying "we'll call you back and see what's going on later". We get to Jack in the Box, order me a delicious grilled chicken in a box, and eat. Yumm. Suddenly, we see Roman come out of a car with a bunch of other guys. Automatically, me and Jess think "oohhh shit. This is gonna be interesting" He comes in higher than a kite, totally trying to get at us. At one point, he tried kissing Jesselin. Eughh. Luckily, I told him I had a boyfriend before he tried that shit on me. Jesselin then told Roman to stop because she's diggin' another boy. OoOoOoOoOoh. Hahahaha so then he asked me to sing because he was my manager. He then explained that he became my manager because he fucked me -____- Which is absolutely false, btw. In all honesty, I really didn't want to sing because of that comment, but Jesselin suggested that I should so he could shut up and we could leave to walk to her house. I sing the first verse of Halo, he says i'm raw, calls Jesselin a "tag along" , she gets pissed off, and then we leave. As we were walking, he called me to say he was sorry about what he said to me and Jesselin. We forgave him then hung up. Tell me why on the way to her house, every white car we saw, we expected it to be Dominic. AAHAHAHAHAHAH. On the way, we were complaining about how the boys always leave us hanging and take the longest time to figure things out. On top of that, about 5 different guys kept checking us out and driving super slow just to look at us. Jesselin had the balls to flip them off and say "drive faster, BITCH!" She amazes me. Really. When we get to Jesselins, we put on sunscreen, she changes her shirt, and we HEAD OFF TO OUR FAVOURITE PLACE. Also known as Yogurt-motherfucking-tastic. Minus the motherfucking. As we were walking, we hear some fucker in a truck scream at us. At first, we're like "..THE FUCK?!" until we realize it's Nick and Tyler! They give us a ride to Yogurtastic but on the way there, they were hella mean to Jesselin. Pretty funny, actually. I kinda felt bad but all i did was laugh. Gosh, how nice am I? I told Tyler i missed him cause we never hang out anymore, so we made a plan. >=] Who said we had to have OUR boys around everytime we get fucked up? Anyway, we buy our yogurt and head back to my house just in time for my dad to unlock the door, hehehehehe. We then decided to go swimming at my apartment's pool, which is surprisingly really nice! After swimming for 20 minutes, we sit on our chairs and tan our tummys, because they're lighter than the rest of our body. HAHAHAHA. Dude, you have no idea how nice it was to sit in the sun and relax while reading our cosmopolitan magazines. Even though we were enjoying our girl day, we still had the heart to answer Paolo's call. Hella funny because he just woke up and it was around 5:30. He complained saying he wanted a girl's day with us. After 10 minutes, he said he was going back to bed -____- Finally, Timmy calls us back but by that time, we didn't give a fuck anymore and said it was no big deal and we're having fun on our own. Kinda bitchy, but that's what happens when the boys leave us hanging and we just get left in weird but funny situations throughout the day. After swimming, we ate food, then walked to Safeway to buy another Cosmopolitan magazine and 1% milk. Again, we got checked out by a few people on the streets >=[ When we got back home, we finished watching Lords of Dogtown and Ratatouille. The day was splendid. We laughed hella hard at stupid shit and got excercise. The next time we see the boys, we plan to brag to them how great our day was without them and without a car. At least we didn't pollute the earth with a damn car >=] That's what's up. Tomorrow (or should i say later today) will be our second girls day but this time we're getting our nails and eyebrows done. Of course we will also be swimming. SUPER MO FUCKIN EXCITED FOR IT. Hmmm, so i guess that's all. I probably forgot a few things but it's all good in the neighborhood. I should go sleeeep now. I think this is the earliest i've slept all summer. Goodnight & i love you.
p.s hahahahah you're such an asshole. It's funny.
We arrived at our school at around 2 hoping we'd finish our math test in an hour. The good news is that we did finish it in time. The bad news is that we failed miserably. AAAHAHAHAH. Although, the good news again is that we get to redo the test tomorrow WITH the help of our reviews. Muahaha! >=] SO, as me and Jesselin were walking back to my house, we were feeling a little down still because we realized that we are far from being responsible and mature. We talked about how we're growing up and we really have to start pushing ourselves if we wanna go anywhere and not be the lazy fucks that we are. Responsibility is key and we decided then and there that we can't fuck up. Laaameee. I'm 17 but I still feel like a kid. I now understand why Peter Pan stayed in Neverland. Anyway, we're at the front of my door and I search for my house key. After 2 minutes of searching every pocket in and on my bag, we came to the conclusion that I left the key in my house. FUCK.MY.LIFE. Talk about being responsible, right? We laughed our asses about that and decided to walk to Jack in the Box. On the way, we call Timmy. After a few rings and no answer, we leave a message saying we're wanting to get picked up because we're bored and locked out of my own house. After, we called Sean up to see where he was and what he was doing. He explained that he was relaxing with Dominic. We tried to imply that we wanted to hang out, but we felt bad because Dominic's still super sick and we didn't want him to come all the way just to pick us up then go back to his house. The conversation ended with Sean saying "we'll call you back and see what's going on later". We get to Jack in the Box, order me a delicious grilled chicken in a box, and eat. Yumm. Suddenly, we see Roman come out of a car with a bunch of other guys. Automatically, me and Jess think "oohhh shit. This is gonna be interesting" He comes in higher than a kite, totally trying to get at us. At one point, he tried kissing Jesselin. Eughh. Luckily, I told him I had a boyfriend before he tried that shit on me. Jesselin then told Roman to stop because she's diggin' another boy. OoOoOoOoOoh. Hahahaha so then he asked me to sing because he was my manager. He then explained that he became my manager because he fucked me -____- Which is absolutely false, btw. In all honesty, I really didn't want to sing because of that comment, but Jesselin suggested that I should so he could shut up and we could leave to walk to her house. I sing the first verse of Halo, he says i'm raw, calls Jesselin a "tag along" , she gets pissed off, and then we leave. As we were walking, he called me to say he was sorry about what he said to me and Jesselin. We forgave him then hung up. Tell me why on the way to her house, every white car we saw, we expected it to be Dominic. AAHAHAHAHAHAH. On the way, we were complaining about how the boys always leave us hanging and take the longest time to figure things out. On top of that, about 5 different guys kept checking us out and driving super slow just to look at us. Jesselin had the balls to flip them off and say "drive faster, BITCH!" She amazes me. Really. When we get to Jesselins, we put on sunscreen, she changes her shirt, and we HEAD OFF TO OUR FAVOURITE PLACE. Also known as Yogurt-motherfucking-tastic. Minus the motherfucking. As we were walking, we hear some fucker in a truck scream at us. At first, we're like "..THE FUCK?!" until we realize it's Nick and Tyler! They give us a ride to Yogurtastic but on the way there, they were hella mean to Jesselin. Pretty funny, actually. I kinda felt bad but all i did was laugh. Gosh, how nice am I? I told Tyler i missed him cause we never hang out anymore, so we made a plan. >=] Who said we had to have OUR boys around everytime we get fucked up? Anyway, we buy our yogurt and head back to my house just in time for my dad to unlock the door, hehehehehe. We then decided to go swimming at my apartment's pool, which is surprisingly really nice! After swimming for 20 minutes, we sit on our chairs and tan our tummys, because they're lighter than the rest of our body. HAHAHAHA. Dude, you have no idea how nice it was to sit in the sun and relax while reading our cosmopolitan magazines. Even though we were enjoying our girl day, we still had the heart to answer Paolo's call. Hella funny because he just woke up and it was around 5:30. He complained saying he wanted a girl's day with us. After 10 minutes, he said he was going back to bed -____- Finally, Timmy calls us back but by that time, we didn't give a fuck anymore and said it was no big deal and we're having fun on our own. Kinda bitchy, but that's what happens when the boys leave us hanging and we just get left in weird but funny situations throughout the day. After swimming, we ate food, then walked to Safeway to buy another Cosmopolitan magazine and 1% milk. Again, we got checked out by a few people on the streets >=[ When we got back home, we finished watching Lords of Dogtown and Ratatouille. The day was splendid. We laughed hella hard at stupid shit and got excercise. The next time we see the boys, we plan to brag to them how great our day was without them and without a car. At least we didn't pollute the earth with a damn car >=] That's what's up. Tomorrow (or should i say later today) will be our second girls day but this time we're getting our nails and eyebrows done. Of course we will also be swimming. SUPER MO FUCKIN EXCITED FOR IT. Hmmm, so i guess that's all. I probably forgot a few things but it's all good in the neighborhood. I should go sleeeep now. I think this is the earliest i've slept all summer. Goodnight & i love you.
p.s hahahahah you're such an asshole. It's funny.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Interesting Guy Fact
"In a recent study, researchers found that women use both sides of their brain to perceive beauty, while men use only their right side. As a result, women pay attention to small details, but men view overall effect. So don't stress over tiny flaws he's so not picking up on." -Cosmopolitan.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Featuring Jesselin.
Start it off with, are you available?
K: No
J:Suuurree.
You're stuck in an elevator with your worst enemy, what do you do?
K: Kiiccckk ass
J:I don't exactly have an enemy.
You're trapped in a room for 3 days with the person you fell the hardest for?
K: "alright, we got 72 hours, Dominic." >=] HAHAHAHHA
J: O____O A lot of awkward silence
If you ever wanna live to see another day, & you're forced to snort cocaine, do you?
K: fuckk no.
J: This question's evitable.
If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
K: No, i'd probably cry like a baby and bitch until I die.
J: I would automatically shit my pants O______O
Will this weekend be a good one?
K: Hopefully
J: Maybe, i don't have plans. We arents allowed to plan.
Do you have a friend that is a complete and total flirt around everyone?
K: Yuupp
J: Don't say she's a friend, but an acquaintance
Have you ever thrown a shoe at someone?
K: Nooo
J: Not that I remembered
What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
K: Trust, Honesty & Loyalty
J: That's a loooooonnngg list buutt loyalty is one.
If you could be with anyone right now, who would it be?
K: Dominic
J: Can't say but I'm missing ALREADY n____n
Are you scared of sharks?
K: Terrified
J: HOLY FUCK! Phobia.
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
K: Yesss
J: I think soo.
Have you ever driven illegally?
K: No
J: Mhm, it's a bit scary at night!
How important is a sense of humor in a significant other?
K: Very
J: I wouldnt be able to smile
Do you think you will be married in 10 years?
K: Hope so
J: Uhh, i can't tell the future.
Last December, what was your love life like?
K: It was an emotional rollercoaster
J: Non existence.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
K: Yeeaaahh, daily. Hahaha
J: Who hasnt ?
Do you have a best friend?
K: Yesss, i do
J: Mhhmmmm.
Will tomorrow be a good day?
K: 86% and up, YES!
J: If i pass this test.
Has anyone said they loved you in the last week?
K: Mhmm
J: The boys. HAHAHA
Are you listening to music?
K: Jordyn Taylor!
J: Indeed
Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
K: Closed
J: Door closed
Think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
K: Yeaahh, hope so
J: If I do anything, maybe -____-
Do you currently have a hickey?
K: No
J: Noooppe
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
K: June
J: I don't remember ?
Would you ever get a tattoo?
K: Already did
J: SOOON!
Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
K: Uhh, yeaahh
J: Besides the sickness & them being assholes, i'm fine.
The last person you hugged, did you have feelings for them?
K: Yess
J: I havent hugged anyone [yet]
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
K: Yeah, i'm pretty sure
J: I wouldnt be suprised.
Are you mad at someone right now?
K: Annoyed
J: Not mad but assholes, YESS!
Are you okay with the life you live?
K: Yeaahh
J: Could be better but I'm fine with it.
Where were you 2 hours ago?
K: Jesselin's
J: My house
Are you wearing socks right now?
K: No
J: No
Do you like hugs?
K: Yup
J: Who doesnt ?
Do you like where you live?
K: Not really
J: I sometimes think it's haunted but yeaahh
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
K: Freakin' BETTER!
J: Uuuhh, i don't know.
What should you be doing?
K: Studying
J: Studying -_________________________-
What's your favorite color?
K: PINK!
J: Teal
How often do you curl or straighten your hair?
K: I've curled my hair twice this past week.
J: Lately, havent.
Do you have any scars?
K: Yes
J: Yessss
Your best friend commits suicide, what do you do?
K: This question's uncalled for.
J: That's a....deeep question to ask ANYONE.
What color are your bed sheets?
K: Red
J: WHITE
Lost anything lately?
K: ....HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA >=]
J: MY SIX BUCKS! IN MY OWN ROOM!
Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
K: Eyelips >=]
J: Which ever.
Is your password about a girl/boy?
K: Noo
J: Noo
Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
K: No
J: Ew, stupid question.
When someone says "we need to talk", what runs through your mind?
K: OOOOOOOOOOHH SHIT
J: FUCK MY LIFE.
What color are your eyes?
K: Freakin' brown
J: Dark Brown
What were your first words when you heard Michael Jackson died?
K: Sorry that's not possible
J: Really?
What's on your mind?
K: Food
J: Hmph..*sigh* Tapioca Express
Did you ever kiss someone with a tattoo?
K: No
J: Uuhh, i doonnntt remember ?
How was your day?
K: Excellent, until my baby got sick
J: How was my day?! Let's see, assholes left us, had to do 37 math questions aannnddd i only got to see him for approximatley 30 minutes. GREAT RIGHT?!
Is anything bugging you right now?
K: Nope, i got my food
J: Nahh
How many people have feelings for you?
K: I wouldnt know, hopefully just one
J: I can't count. HAHAHHA jk
Has a guy put his arm around you in the past 5 days?
K: Yeah
J: Suuurree
Where could I have found you last Saturday?
K: At a graduation party :)
J: Not at practice HAHAHAHA. Maybe at San Francisco getting grubb on!
Have you ever just felt like you could cry an ocean?
K: Hell yeah
J: YESSSS!
Who did you first talk to today?
K: Dominic
J: Jessica
Are you currently warm, cold, or content?
K: Content
J: Content
Are you listening to anything right now? If so give us a lyric?
K: Yes VVV
J: "Oooh, you make me mad cause i fell in love with you"
Choose: bonfire on a beach or clubbing in the city?
K: I second that, jesselin.
J: After clubbing, bonfire on a beach
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
K: 5 hours
J: My left hand maybe less
What summer will you never forget?
K: Last summer
J: LAST SUMMER & the last last summer O_____O
Maybe this one will level up to the last ones.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
K: Nopeee
J: I'm totally fine.
Do you sleep with a fan on?
K: Noope
J: Sometimes
Is this year the best year of your life?
K: There are a few highlights, but i'm not too suree.
J: I don't think so.
Is there a person that you can go to in sweats, messy hair, & still feel comfy?
K: Yes, everyone.
J: Always.
Did you like anyone last summer?
K: Yeaaahh.
J: I don't consider it 'like'
Have you ever received a myspace message that made you cry?
K: Fuck nooo.
J: The fuuckk?!
K/J: YAAYYYY, WE FINISHED. =D
K: No
J:Suuurree.
You're stuck in an elevator with your worst enemy, what do you do?
K: Kiiccckk ass
J:I don't exactly have an enemy.
You're trapped in a room for 3 days with the person you fell the hardest for?
K: "alright, we got 72 hours, Dominic." >=] HAHAHAHHA
J: O____O A lot of awkward silence
If you ever wanna live to see another day, & you're forced to snort cocaine, do you?
K: fuckk no.
J: This question's evitable.
If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
K: No, i'd probably cry like a baby and bitch until I die.
J: I would automatically shit my pants O______O
Will this weekend be a good one?
K: Hopefully
J: Maybe, i don't have plans. We arents allowed to plan.
Do you have a friend that is a complete and total flirt around everyone?
K: Yuupp
J: Don't say she's a friend, but an acquaintance
Have you ever thrown a shoe at someone?
K: Nooo
J: Not that I remembered
What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
K: Trust, Honesty & Loyalty
J: That's a loooooonnngg list buutt loyalty is one.
If you could be with anyone right now, who would it be?
K: Dominic
J: Can't say but I'm missing ALREADY n____n
Are you scared of sharks?
K: Terrified
J: HOLY FUCK! Phobia.
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
K: Yesss
J: I think soo.
Have you ever driven illegally?
K: No
J: Mhm, it's a bit scary at night!
How important is a sense of humor in a significant other?
K: Very
J: I wouldnt be able to smile
Do you think you will be married in 10 years?
K: Hope so
J: Uhh, i can't tell the future.
Last December, what was your love life like?
K: It was an emotional rollercoaster
J: Non existence.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
K: Yeeaaahh, daily. Hahaha
J: Who hasnt ?
Do you have a best friend?
K: Yesss, i do
J: Mhhmmmm.
Will tomorrow be a good day?
K: 86% and up, YES!
J: If i pass this test.
Has anyone said they loved you in the last week?
K: Mhmm
J: The boys. HAHAHA
Are you listening to music?
K: Jordyn Taylor!
J: Indeed
Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
K: Closed
J: Door closed
Think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
K: Yeaahh, hope so
J: If I do anything, maybe -____-
Do you currently have a hickey?
K: No
J: Noooppe
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
K: June
J: I don't remember ?
Would you ever get a tattoo?
K: Already did
J: SOOON!
Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
K: Uhh, yeaahh
J: Besides the sickness & them being assholes, i'm fine.
The last person you hugged, did you have feelings for them?
K: Yess
J: I havent hugged anyone [yet]
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
K: Yeah, i'm pretty sure
J: I wouldnt be suprised.
Are you mad at someone right now?
K: Annoyed
J: Not mad but assholes, YESS!
Are you okay with the life you live?
K: Yeaahh
J: Could be better but I'm fine with it.
Where were you 2 hours ago?
K: Jesselin's
J: My house
Are you wearing socks right now?
K: No
J: No
Do you like hugs?
K: Yup
J: Who doesnt ?
Do you like where you live?
K: Not really
J: I sometimes think it's haunted but yeaahh
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
K: Freakin' BETTER!
J: Uuuhh, i don't know.
What should you be doing?
K: Studying
J: Studying -_________________________-
What's your favorite color?
K: PINK!
J: Teal
How often do you curl or straighten your hair?
K: I've curled my hair twice this past week.
J: Lately, havent.
Do you have any scars?
K: Yes
J: Yessss
Your best friend commits suicide, what do you do?
K: This question's uncalled for.
J: That's a....deeep question to ask ANYONE.
What color are your bed sheets?
K: Red
J: WHITE
Lost anything lately?
K: ....HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA >=]
J: MY SIX BUCKS! IN MY OWN ROOM!
Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
K: Eyelips >=]
J: Which ever.
Is your password about a girl/boy?
K: Noo
J: Noo
Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
K: No
J: Ew, stupid question.
When someone says "we need to talk", what runs through your mind?
K: OOOOOOOOOOHH SHIT
J: FUCK MY LIFE.
What color are your eyes?
K: Freakin' brown
J: Dark Brown
What were your first words when you heard Michael Jackson died?
K: Sorry that's not possible
J: Really?
What's on your mind?
K: Food
J: Hmph..*sigh* Tapioca Express
Did you ever kiss someone with a tattoo?
K: No
J: Uuhh, i doonnntt remember ?
How was your day?
K: Excellent, until my baby got sick
J: How was my day?! Let's see, assholes left us, had to do 37 math questions aannnddd i only got to see him for approximatley 30 minutes. GREAT RIGHT?!
Is anything bugging you right now?
K: Nope, i got my food
J: Nahh
How many people have feelings for you?
K: I wouldnt know, hopefully just one
J: I can't count. HAHAHHA jk
Has a guy put his arm around you in the past 5 days?
K: Yeah
J: Suuurree
Where could I have found you last Saturday?
K: At a graduation party :)
J: Not at practice HAHAHAHA. Maybe at San Francisco getting grubb on!
Have you ever just felt like you could cry an ocean?
K: Hell yeah
J: YESSSS!
Who did you first talk to today?
K: Dominic
J: Jessica
Are you currently warm, cold, or content?
K: Content
J: Content
Are you listening to anything right now? If so give us a lyric?
K: Yes VVV
J: "Oooh, you make me mad cause i fell in love with you"
Choose: bonfire on a beach or clubbing in the city?
K: I second that, jesselin.
J: After clubbing, bonfire on a beach
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
K: 5 hours
J: My left hand maybe less
What summer will you never forget?
K: Last summer
J: LAST SUMMER & the last last summer O_____O
Maybe this one will level up to the last ones.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
K: Nopeee
J: I'm totally fine.
Do you sleep with a fan on?
K: Noope
J: Sometimes
Is this year the best year of your life?
K: There are a few highlights, but i'm not too suree.
J: I don't think so.
Is there a person that you can go to in sweats, messy hair, & still feel comfy?
K: Yes, everyone.
J: Always.
Did you like anyone last summer?
K: Yeaaahh.
J: I don't consider it 'like'
Have you ever received a myspace message that made you cry?
K: Fuck nooo.
J: The fuuckk?!
K/J: YAAYYYY, WE FINISHED. =D
Secret #15
I am in love with the movie Lords of Dogtown. If you bother me during this film, I will have to rewind and watch the part again.
Catch Me
Before I fall too fast
Kiss me quick but make it last
So I can see how badly this will hurt me when you say goodbye
Keep it sweet
Keep it slow
Let the future pass but don't let go
But tonight I could fall too soon into this beautiful moonlight
But you're so hypnotizing
You've got me laughing while I sing
You've got me smiling in my sleep
And I can see this unraveling
Your love is where I'm falling
So please don't catch me
See this heart won't settle down
Like a child running scared from a clown
I'm terrified of what you do
My stomach screams just when I look at you
Run far away so I can breathe
Even though you're far from suffocating me
But I can't get my hopes too high
'Cause every hello ends with a goodbye
But you're so hypnotizing
You've got me laughing while I sing
You've got me smiling in my sleep
And I can see this unraveling
Your love is where I'm falling
So please don't catch me
Now you see why I'm scared
I can't open up my heart without care
So here I go
It's what I feel
For the first time in my life I know it's real
But you're so hypnotizing
You've got me laughing while I sing
You've got me smiling in my sleep
And I can see this unraveling
Your love is where I'm falling
So please don't catch me
If this is love please don't break me
I'm giving up so just catch me
Kiss me quick but make it last
So I can see how badly this will hurt me when you say goodbye
Keep it sweet
Keep it slow
Let the future pass but don't let go
But tonight I could fall too soon into this beautiful moonlight
But you're so hypnotizing
You've got me laughing while I sing
You've got me smiling in my sleep
And I can see this unraveling
Your love is where I'm falling
So please don't catch me
See this heart won't settle down
Like a child running scared from a clown
I'm terrified of what you do
My stomach screams just when I look at you
Run far away so I can breathe
Even though you're far from suffocating me
But I can't get my hopes too high
'Cause every hello ends with a goodbye
But you're so hypnotizing
You've got me laughing while I sing
You've got me smiling in my sleep
And I can see this unraveling
Your love is where I'm falling
So please don't catch me
Now you see why I'm scared
I can't open up my heart without care
So here I go
It's what I feel
For the first time in my life I know it's real
But you're so hypnotizing
You've got me laughing while I sing
You've got me smiling in my sleep
And I can see this unraveling
Your love is where I'm falling
So please don't catch me
If this is love please don't break me
I'm giving up so just catch me
Monday, July 20, 2009
Bitch, Please!
THIRTEEN RANDOM THINGS YOU LIKE:
- Music.
- Megan Fox.
- Food.
- Smoothies.
- Pillows.
- Shoes.
- Dresses.
- Summer.
- Being insanely busy.
- Dominic.
- Make-up
- Cosmopolitan
- Singing
TWELVE MOVIES:
- Stand By Me
- Fight Club
- Anastasia
- Prince of Egypt
- Hercules
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Grease
- Superbad
- Running Scared
- Crash
- How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
- Zack and Miri make a porno
ELEVEN GOOD BANDS/ARTISTS:
- Jason Mraz
- Regina Spektor
- Mariah Carey
- Demi Lovato
- Flight of the Conchords
- Beyonce
- Lupe Fiasco
- Justin Bieber. aahahahahahah.
- Blink 182
- Justin Nozuka
- Leona Lewis
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU:
- 4'11. Didn't even make it to 5'
- I curse like there's no tomorrow.
- Music keeps me sane.
- I have an interest in hair styling.
- I love my parents. They're good people who are just trying to lead me in the right direction.
- Food is extremely important to me.
- I dream about being famous every single day.
- Canada is my real home.
- I love coffee and tea.
- I sing.
NINE GOOD FRIENDS:
- Sheila
- Rei
- Marcus
- Daniel
- Thomas
- Guy
- Bryana
- Jesselin + boys + Dominic
- Camille
EIGHT FAVORITE FOODS/DRINKS:
- Water
- Passion Tea
- Chicken Teriyaki
- Any food that my grandma makes and puts in front of me.
- Pizza
- White Chocolate Mocha
- Sushi
- Lemonade
SEVEN THINGS YOU WEAR DAILY:
- Undies
- Bra
- A t-shirt
- Bracelet
- shorts
- Flip flops
- Jeans
SIX THINGS THAT YOU HATE:
- Miley Cyrus
- Ed Hardy
- Period
- Heartbreak
- People with no respect
- Assholes
FIVE THINGS YOU DO DAILY:
- Talk to Dominic
- Shower
- Sleep
- Listen to music
- Sing
FOUR SHOWS YOU WATCH:
- Jon and Kate plus 8. Although, the thought of them divorcing depresses me.
- The O.C
- Family Guy
- What Not To Wear
THREE PEOPLE YOU'VE KISSED IN THE PAST 6 MONTHS:
- Dominic
- Jesselin
- Don't remember..
TWO THINGS YOU WANT RIGHT NOW:
- Food
- More sleep
ONE PERSON YOU WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW:
- Dominic.
- Music.
- Megan Fox.
- Food.
- Smoothies.
- Pillows.
- Shoes.
- Dresses.
- Summer.
- Being insanely busy.
- Dominic.
- Make-up
- Cosmopolitan
- Singing
TWELVE MOVIES:
- Stand By Me
- Fight Club
- Anastasia
- Prince of Egypt
- Hercules
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Grease
- Superbad
- Running Scared
- Crash
- How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
- Zack and Miri make a porno
ELEVEN GOOD BANDS/ARTISTS:
- Jason Mraz
- Regina Spektor
- Mariah Carey
- Demi Lovato
- Flight of the Conchords
- Beyonce
- Lupe Fiasco
- Justin Bieber. aahahahahahah.
- Blink 182
- Justin Nozuka
- Leona Lewis
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU:
- 4'11. Didn't even make it to 5'
- I curse like there's no tomorrow.
- Music keeps me sane.
- I have an interest in hair styling.
- I love my parents. They're good people who are just trying to lead me in the right direction.
- Food is extremely important to me.
- I dream about being famous every single day.
- Canada is my real home.
- I love coffee and tea.
- I sing.
NINE GOOD FRIENDS:
- Sheila
- Rei
- Marcus
- Daniel
- Thomas
- Guy
- Bryana
- Jesselin + boys + Dominic
- Camille
EIGHT FAVORITE FOODS/DRINKS:
- Water
- Passion Tea
- Chicken Teriyaki
- Any food that my grandma makes and puts in front of me.
- Pizza
- White Chocolate Mocha
- Sushi
- Lemonade
SEVEN THINGS YOU WEAR DAILY:
- Undies
- Bra
- A t-shirt
- Bracelet
- shorts
- Flip flops
- Jeans
SIX THINGS THAT YOU HATE:
- Miley Cyrus
- Ed Hardy
- Period
- Heartbreak
- People with no respect
- Assholes
FIVE THINGS YOU DO DAILY:
- Talk to Dominic
- Shower
- Sleep
- Listen to music
- Sing
FOUR SHOWS YOU WATCH:
- Jon and Kate plus 8. Although, the thought of them divorcing depresses me.
- The O.C
- Family Guy
- What Not To Wear
THREE PEOPLE YOU'VE KISSED IN THE PAST 6 MONTHS:
- Dominic
- Jesselin
- Don't remember..
TWO THINGS YOU WANT RIGHT NOW:
- Food
- More sleep
ONE PERSON YOU WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW:
- Dominic.
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