Dear _______

1. I miss you. You were one of the coolest and most down to earth chicks i knew in Canada. You helped me every single time I had a self-esteem problem and you still continue to do so. I know for a fact your AMAZING artistic talents will get you far in life. Keeep doing what you're doing and i hope you go to school in San Francisco like you said you would. hahaha.

2. Nevermind. fuck you.

3. YOU! You are most definitely the bestest friend I've ever had. Literally the one and only person I can be my complete self to. I got your back, you got mine, and i hope it stays that way. If i hadn't met you, I'd probably be dead right now. No lie. Please be my maid of honor at my wedding. K thanks mayo ;)

4. What the fuck have you become?! I'm glad I went out with the old you and not the Ed Hardy wearing, fist-pumping douchebag that you are now. Hahahaha, get your long shaggy hair back and put on some REAL fashionable clothes. Maybe then i wouldn't stop laughing every time i creeped your facebook.

5. We were super close and now you don't even say hi to me on msn. You're always "busy" and never reply. I'm starting to think you hate me :(

6. I love and respect what you do, but you need to realize how much of an LG you are. You're 18 and I swear you act like me when i was 15. The only time you talk to me is when you have bitchy high school girl drama. Reality check, you're not in high school anymore. Yeah, I'm happy you got your life together, I'm happy that you and your boyfriend are still going strong (even though i think he's a heartless douche), and I'm happy everything is just perfect for you. But I can't wait til the real world hits you because you won't think everything's sooo perfect then.

7. Get the fuck over yourself. Your act only works on an audience mmkay? Stop believing that i am SOOO in love with you. Please, I only talk to you because you get butt hurt if i don't. I've completely given up on trying to be a real friend because you aren't putting any effort either. Oh, and you're only half the man my boyfriend is. So don't talk shit, thanks.