Itty Bitty Titty Committee

heeyy mo fuckaa! YAY. I'M GONNA BLOG NOW. Aren't you excited? Sorry i haven't blogged in a while. I've been too fucking lazy. This one's gonna be pretty. okay i'm gonna follow my list from my previous blog. Pronti, Insieme, ANDARE!

Soo I actually did quite a few stuff in the past few days. Eirielle called me up and was like hey come with me and my cousins to Great America. GREAT AMERICA? SWEEEET. So i go with her and her cousins and fuck they're so nice. One of her cousins named Maddy has the same birthday as me and she got all jumpy when she found out. Anyways, so you know me..I'm a big pussy when it comes to thrill rides. I can't stand the weird feeling in my stomach when we drop down in a roller coaster but FUCK THAT. I RAPED THE GODDAMN FLIGHT DECK ROLLER COASTER. I am now a pro at riding them and i'm so proud of myself. I also went on the carousel, swing ride (omg i took a picture of this fat kid on one of them and he was swinging around and i was scared it was gonna break), the demon roller coaster, log ride, the survivor ride, the river rapid ride, and some others i just don't remember. OH SHIT I GOT SOAKED IN THE RAPID RIDE. I was more worried about my shoes though than anything else. But my shoes were allll good. :) yahoo. Oh and i actually drove for like the first time in my life in bumper cars and i wasnt that bad! Like shit i thought i would suck at driving but it was quite easy! I still like partnering up with someone though cause its fun laughing and screaming at the other drivers. We saw the fat kid again from the swing ride and we targeted at him. Yeah i know, we're really nice. Then fuck i see these 2 filipino guys checking us out while driving. One looked like a shark with his ugly fauxhawk and dirty sanchez with the baggy pants and all. The other one fucking dressed up all green looking like a leprechaun and had a towel around his neck. Okay who the fuck has a towel around there neck? Anyway, so we go out and one hit on me and waas like daaayum. NO FUCK YOU. YOU'RE UGLY AND DISGUSTING. ARGH. and he checked out Maddy too. AND SHES FUCKING 12 JESUS CHRIST YOU SICKOS. Ugh some guys are just so freaking rude. Omg so we met nickelodeon starss! SOOOO FUN OMG. Cosmo was my favourite. He was so short and cute and he would jump around and dance with me. HAHA. So we took a picture with Cosmo, Wanda, Patrick, Dora, Tommy, and Angelica. Fuck angelica was an asshole. She crossed her arms during the picture and wouldnt hug us. Jerk. BUT OMG IT WAS SOOO FUN! I'll upload pics once i get home. Oh and shit almost forgot. They asked me to join the Itty Titty Bitty Committee and well yes i am now a member. WHOOHOO. I am proud...

So there was a blog with the word FUCKFUCKFUCK typed out a billion times (when secretly i didn't type them all out. I just copy and pasted them all...oooh sneaky). Uhm i'm way too lazy to explain why and well fuck all the ppl who read this already know why i was so angry so yeah :) It's all good in the hood though. I think we have an understanding now...

So the next day i had to sing and i was so worried that i had lost my yanking voice because of screaming so much at the theme park but i woke up with my voice perfectly fine thank the Lord :) Oh my gosh i was so nervous. I had to sing the american anthem, filipino anthem, one filipino song, and 3 other english songs. I did an overall really good job but there were only 3 out of the 6 songs i sang that are good enough to go on youtube. HAHA. Not gonna lie, I raped the american anthem. Like SHITT FOR MY FIRST TIME? it was pretty goddamn good so i cant wait to upload it. I got into one song really well and i was surprised with myself that i had actually gotten the audience to stand up and clap and dance around with me. I was like WHOOHOO YEAHH ROCKSTAR. Ugh then again 2 other filipino guys were smiling and trying to hide their cameras while recording me. Dumbasses i'm not stupid when i see you guys exchanging creeper smiles and looking at your camera screen while the lense is facing directly to me. Oh and guess what? ONE HAD A TOWEL AROUND THEIR NECK AGAIN. Sad saaad people. So in the end I got 100 dollars. WOOT WOOT.

So scooter. Shit man, i see so many beaner kids on the streets scootering. It's like the in thing here. I saw these kids racing and one kid fucking pushed the other kid down. Whatta wank! Maybe i'll bring my own scooter here when i move. I can race those fuckers. I used to be so pro. Jumping and scootering with no hands HAHAHAH. I'm cool. GAH! So i went to the dentist today! AND I AM CAVITY FREE. YAYYYY :) Okay nothing much happened because i just got my last filling then went to the orthodontist and got my braces tightened again. That was basically my day. So hmm that wasnt too bad! Okay time to decorate this fucker. I'm gonna go now. PEAACEE :)


p.s i want new fucking shoes from nordstrom. they are beautiful. & also remind rei how cool he is...