Fireworks part deux.

hi :) get ready for part two of our fireworks adventure.I warn you right now that this is much longer than my first fireworks story. Ready. Set. GO!

So we meet up with Manny and he turns around and he's like WHOA you're blonde. :) uh yeah so then we try and find Colette and Claire and we see them sitting by a log. So we just sit with them. Fuck we chose a reaaally bad place to sit because it turns out that there was a herd of filipinos galloping and frolicking in the sand. We see them do their cool tricks..all those backflipping fuckers. Me and Rei got so jealous.......BAHAHAHAHHAAH JURSH KEEDING. The whole time me,rei,jonathan, and colette were praying that they would fall and break their necks. Manny seemed to be okay with it. He kept calling me a bully cause i was like "FUCK STOP FUCKING BACKFLIPPING YOU GAYS". But I seriously don't understand why they gotta do that. Like "OOOH LOOK AT ME I'M SO COOL CAUSE I CAN BACKFLIP." Trust me sweetie, girls aren't gonna look your way and think DAYUMM DEY R SOOO KEWL. k well maybe the little filipino teenie boppers but fuck..real girls won't get turned on by your shit. They prob think you're reaaall losers. :)

SO there were soo many times when the air would just smell like weed. Oh my goodness gravy! There was actually this like couple behind us who smoked some fucking hookah! We were all like what the heelllll. HAHAH THE GIRL LOOKED SO HIGH. She had the whole drowsy eyed look. Yeah then Jonathan turns to me and says this is a song from our african tribe. And i didn't know if he was serious or not and he just started singing some jibberish shit AND I ACTUALLY COULDNT HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER BUT I HAD TO CAUSE I DIDNT KNOW IF HE WAS SERIOUS OR NOT . So then he stops singing and looks at me and i'm just smiling and hes like HAH i'm just kidding so i'm like BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Shit sheila. If you see him go ask him to sing an african song. Oh my goodness it is the funniest thing i've ever heard!

BALLOONS. I hate balloons. Well okay theyre pretty and all but i have a fear of them just popping in my face unexpectedly. But k anyways so people kept letting go of balloons so it would go high up in the air and we would all just watch it fly up and we would try to keep our eyes on it but like shit..if you blink or turn your head you fucking lose where it is in the sky cause it's just so high. Oh my goodness i just rhymed there. How cool am i? Backflippin' cool. But yeah it was our entertainment for a while because we didn't have anything else to do except sing songs like Summertime, Take a bow, Drivin' me wild, and some other songs but i don't remember...

So rei looked quite dashing whenever he took his beanie off. Like little bits and pieces would stick up in the air and some would be like reaally flat on his head. whatta gay. Speaking of gay...Manny kept touching rei inappropriateley and Rei kept calling him gay and Manny got kinda mad but it was funny. HAHAHA. So yeah people kept throwing cards at us...and it was like wtfuck. Rei used them as a shovel to pick up sand. :) So we see more backflippers coming and BAM who is this we see? SALLIE MAE AND IVAN. Oh my gosh they're huge. It looks like they ate themselves. Gosh, why am i so mean. But you know it's true. HAHA it's so funny how ivan's a bit shorter and fatter than her. BLAHAHA.

So yeah fireworks finally started after waiting and waiting and it was pretty cool. I actually liked u.s better cause they had fireworks that were shaped like hearts :) China only had the swirly fireworks. It got so fucking cold that Manny let me borrow his jacket HEHEHEH. Whatta nice guy. So the music was pretty sick. :) They played the Harry Potter theme song during the fireworks and it was so cool. Uh about 15 minutes into it i kinda wasn't paying much attention. I don't exactly remember what i was doing but yeah i wasn't into it as much HAHA.

Fireworks were over and Colette and Claire decided to part away from us :( so i was the only girl and i was scared as fuck that i was gonna get carried away and raped. But then the guys being so nice did the triangle formation around me. THANKS FRIENDS :) So we got out but Jonathan waas hungry so he bought a hotdog and we were doing the pee dance. We all had to pee so bad it was horrible. The guys were lucky cause they could just pee standing up but i would have to like fucking..k yeah. So as we were walking to Burrard station and we just went through some little street where no one was and Jonathan , his cousin, and Manny were gone. So me and rei were like wtf. Then we see Manny in a corner pissing and i'm like HAHAH LET'S GO WALK TOWARDS HIM. So me and rei walk towards him and i really wasnt gonna go beside him and stare at his penis but he starts yelling and hopping away and he's like "FUCK YOU GUYSS, I'M NOT DONE YETT AHH" HAHAH SOO FUNNY. so me and rei slowly walk out and we see Jonathan and he's liek SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING. OH MY GOD REI YOU GOTTA PEE. YOU'LL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. But rei said no cause he wants to pee at the comfort of his own home. So we turn around again and we're like where's Manny? Then we see him peeing again behind those big garbage thingies HAHA. So yeah we walk out of the little street and continue walking with the crowd. Then Manny touches me with the hand he held his wee wee with and i was like "EWWW YOU DIDN'T WASSSHH. I HOPE YOU'RE CLEAN DOWN THERE" :( i have penis germs on me.

So yeah we're walking and we're almost at the station so we're liek YAYY. Then we see this crowd yelling and screaming and we're like wtf is thaatt. Turns out some drunk girl got her top ripped off and her bag and shoes stolen. HAHA what a fucking idiot. She starts screaming at the popo and she's liek I WANT MY FUCKING _____ BACK. I didn't hear what she said cause she was whining like a mother fucker. So yeah we're at Burrard station and holy shit. Longest line up i've ever seen. I was so scared that it would take like 3 hours to actually get on the skytrain but it took about 15 minutes. Some guys were trying to get ahead and i guess his girlfriend had some fight with some other chick in the line and they were just yelling at each other and i was like "oh putang ina i'm gonna get shanked". It was so sad cause while they were arguing me and jonathan felt spit on our faces and we're like wtf did you feel that? but yeah. So i saw that hottie konrad guy there and i'm liek DAYUMM HELLO! I kept staring at him and he caught me. I'm so creeper. Then i saw patrick in grade 11 :) He's so nice he was like oh hello! and i'm like heyy how are you and he was like i'm good you? and i'm like haha good :) SO yeah anyways we go down to where the skytrain is and we hear llike screaming again and shit and we're like OH MY GOODNESS ANOTHER FIGHT. so then jonathan runs up the stairs and the popo chases after him and we were all like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT AN IDIOT. Oh my god it was so fucking funny. Then yeah he comes back downstairs and we wait for the skytrain. But we waited for 3 skytrains to pass by cause they were all fucking expo line and i was scared to wait alone at Columbia.



It's around 12 00am and the Millenium line train finally fucking comes so we get on and jonathan sees my itouch and decides to play the games. Manny leaves at Nanaimo :( so we all say bye. So we're still on the train and these two little white girls are like flirting with these guys on the other train and we're like wtf? There were like 2 foreign dudes and they thought that the white girls were talking to them so they went on our train and the white girls were liek "We were talking to the guys BEHIND YOU!" And the 2 foreign dudes were like "ohh.." AWW IT WAS SO SAD. I FELT SO BAD. :( The weird fucking thing was that those 2 white girls' mom was on the train. Like shieett i wouldnt have the guts to harsh flirt with guys when my moms around. It'd be so weird. So yeah then i see this drunken filipino girl slipping while getting on my train and i'm like wtf?! HAH it turns out to be my old friend from dance Kristina De Torres. It's so weird cause i've been randomly seeing her at metrotown, richmond, and now on a fuggen skytrain! So i'm like SHITTT KRISTINA. :D we hug start talking and she was totally buzzed HAHA. Then her cousin Jordan and his friend come in and they were the two that the white girls were flirting with. Then Jonathan sees Jordan and hes like WHOAA HEYY. Yeah they know eachother from..i dno where. So we're all talking and shit and Rei's just sitting down not knowing anyone. HAHA but Jordan was all nice and said hi and shit. So Rei leaves at Edmonds and jonathan and his cousin leave at new west so i was with kristina, jordan, his friend, 2 white girls, and their mom. So me and Kristina were catching up and omg the 2 white girl's mom was SOO NICE! :) She was so layed back and shit and just talking to us. Jordan and his friend were like flirting with the 2 white girls. SO YEAH. the 2 white girls leave with their mom and Jordan comes back and says "those girls were in grade 8" HAHAHAH WOWWWW. So yeah we get off at braid and we give eachother our phone numbers and shit so we can party it up =)


i get home from a longgg asss day and i go on the computer and rei tells me how he waited at edmonds for a while and some guy was staring at him in a creeper way and he was scared he was gonna get anal but there was a popo so all was well. He also told me he took an amazing piss and an amazing shower. OH! and he also mentioned that Manny had to wait till 1:30 to get picked up at Nanaimo. HAHAHAHA. So it's 6 am and this took me an hour and a half to write pretty much. wow. okay i'm going to go now. PCEEE



p.s whooo! Next time i blog i'll prob be in San fran. Maybe Seattle if i get internet.