Wednesday, July 9, 2008

I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF OBSESSED WITH SEX...

SO, THIS BLOG WILL BE SUPER LONG BECAUSE I HAVE MUCH TO SAY AND I KNOW SHEILA WILL ENJOY THIS ONE BECAUSE SHE LIKES TO HEAR ABOUT MY OH SO SUPER HARD WORKING BUSY LIFE (...bahahahahahahahaha) In this blog i will talk about
- my trip to the dentist
- the shows "the secret life of the american teenager" and"family guy"
-hot days in fremont, californ EYE AAAYYEEE
-how i live in a place equivalent to surrey
-and how i came in contact with joey diamond. YES SHEILA, I MADE CONTACT WITH JOEY DIAMOND.


ughh. so my trip to dentist was "an ugly mess like when you give crayons to a kid and he draws on your wall". OKAY so it wasnt THAT BAD. but it sucked! so this is my story. The plan for today was to go to the orthodontist and take my wires out then go to the dentist because i had to get cavities filled. Once the cavities were filled i would go back to the orthondontist and get new wire thingies in my mouth. I was thinking in my head OH YEAHH I BRUSH MY TEETH AND WATER PICK THEM TWICE A DAY AND I'VE BEEN A GOOD LITTLE GIRL SO I WONT HAVE ANY MORE CAVITIES ANYMORE. WRONG WRONG WRONG. fucking A. So i get my cavities done and my filipino dentist (who freaking stops in the middle of a filling to turn on the tv to see if wowowee is on but it isnt so shes like "oh! dere ees no wowowee on. oh well!) says we're gonna x-ray your teeth to see if there are any more cavities okay? and im all like..eh whatevs i'm coo wid dat yo. 5 minutes after x-rays. "kc, you've been dreekeng too matsch sport dreenk. like powerade?" "uhh yes..i drink a lot of powerade" FUCKING POWERADE MAN. so yeah i have 2 more cavities to be filled next month. =( They also gave me a four step plan to a brighter and healthier smile..STEP ONE. Brush teeth slowly but not vigorously because that won't do shit. STEP TWO. Floss in between your teeth. STEP THREE. Water pick your teeth (basically it's like flossing but it's with water). STEP FOUR. Rinse your mouth with bubblegum flavoured fluoride for a minute. Because i am so slow, it took me 45 minutes to do all that shit. But eh i guess it's worth it because i don't want fugly teeth like Miley Cyrus. =D Anyway, my teeth hurt like a bitch right now cause they tightened my braces so i can't eat (my biggest fear)

So I must say, t.v shows in America Land are SOOOOO much better than the ones in Canada Land. There's this new show called "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" AND IT IS QUITE AMAZING. It's about this 16 yr old girl who get's pregnant with a major playaa ( who is soo hot but deep inside you can tell he has a good heart. He'll probably change his ways later in the show). Anyways she struggles with school, her parentals, her 13 yr old slut of a sister (which btw i like her cause she's so funny), the rumours going around, her best friends, her boyfriend (not the playa. another cute guy WHO IS SO SWEET), and some bitchy girl. I like the show cause it makes me not wanna get pregnant...and the actors are really good! (not like the cheesy ones on disney channel but secretly i like some of the shows). Oh, and if you're wondering, the title of this blog came from this show.yeup pretty sweet, and cool show.
FAMILY GUY. familyguyfamilyguyfamilyguy. It's basically about a family. Like i honestly cannot choose who's my favourite character cause they're all so funny. If you don't like that show, you just SUCK. Oh man i've been watching it way too much.I'll see the same episode over and over but i'll still laugh. I applaud Seth Macfarlane for creating such an amazing show. Some of the jokes are a little over the top but you have to admit THEY ARE GENIUS. anyway, i encourage you to watch such a great show.


LIKE GOODNESS GRAVY, It's reeaaallllyy hot up in hurrrr. It's getting hotter and hotter but i love the sun so it doesn't matter. HAHA. Don't you hate it when it's so hot at night that you can't sleep. ARGH that pisses me off. I need to buy a fan or something. I've realized that the area that i live in is equivalent to Surrey with all the hindus. Not saying it's bad! but i gotta get used to it. Obviously there are some mexicans around me cause there always has to be at least one mexican wherever you go. BUT OH MY! I saw the cutest little hindu baby running around in the hall and i just wanted to hug her =) wow this paragraphs SHORRRT

OKAY. LAST BUT NOT LEAST. I came in contact with Joey diamond. He works at the great mall (yes, it's actually called the great mall. how lame. it isn't even that great).HE IS SOO CUTEEE. i asked him for a strawberry smoothie and i could not help but smile the whole time (oh i am soo cool). I plan to ask him if he wants to sing with me on youtube HAHAA.

Wow so i'm finally done with this blog. I reeaallly needed to rant so YEAH =) Ima go watch the rest of harry potter 5 (for the second time) HAHAHA.
PEACE OUT.

2 comments:

REI said...

"an ugly mess like when you give crayons to a kid and he draws on your wall"

HAHA wow kc, who ever thought of that genius analogy? ;)

S-dub said...

HOOOOLY SHIT.
HOOOOLY MOTHER FUCK.
EVEN THOUGH HE WOULD ONLY BE HALF INTERESTED..
YOU MET JOEY DIAMOND AHHH
ASDFKJ;;SFJ
being a stalker pays off.
dude order 2 smoothies next time - one for me
BUT WOW IT TAKES 45 MINUTES TO DO YOUR TEETH? (heh do your teeth thatd be wrong) CHEESE AND FREAKIN CRACKERS
you should hire someone to brush your teeth
keep on keepin on with your oral hygene my friend.
MWUAHAHAH DENNIS RADAMAN

AND AHAHAHA YOUR DENTIST IS FOB